Wednesday 24 June 2009

Don McLean would be turning in his grave!

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A long long time ago,
I can still remember,
How my Pally used to make me smile.
And I knew if he'd had his chance,
He could make those numbers dance,
And Pwn 17 elite mobs at a time.


But being a dwarf it made me shiver,
And he became a healing giver.
Bad news on the doorstep,
I couldn't take one more step.
And I can't remember if I cried,
When I healed my best and the tank still died.
But something touched me deep inside,
The day, the Main Tank Died.


So I was singing:
Bye Bye Mr Paladin I,
Drove your healing to the limit, and the limit was high,
But I've got a good old Hunter I've been itching to try,
So I'm thinking this'll be the day that you die...
This'll be the day that you die.


So I showed my old toon some love
And rained down death from far above
Because WowWiki told me so.
My Hunter became my rock'n'roll,
The music couldn't tame his savage soul,
And he let the arrows fly out from his Bow.


Well I know that everyone loved him
His DPS was the best I'd seen.
And when he kicked off in blues,
He sent his pet in too.
His damage hit mobs like a truck
But he became GM and then got stuck
And I knew he was out of luck
The day, that KT died.


So I was singing:Bye Bye Mr Hunter I,
Drove your damage to the limit, and the limit was high,
But I've got things that I've been itching to try,
So this'll be the day that you die...
This'll be the day that you die.


Now for 5 years I've been rolling toons
On Darkspear and on Nordy too
But it's not how it used to feel.
Of all the toons I'd ever seen
Paladins were the only ones who'd been
Truly great, and were the ones for me.


So while the guild raiding had slowed down
A new Paladin appeared around town
Guild raiding was adjourned
And the Smythadin had returned.


My Dwarf still had his noble arts
By my Human Pally was in the park
And he brought light into my dark
And so far, he's not died.


So now I'm singing:
Hi Hi! Mr Paladin I
Didn't like your Dwarven brother, but I'm willing to try
Grinding 80 levels, with you by my side
Singing this'll be the way the mobs die...
This'll be the way they all die.


Bye Bye, my old Dwarf was a lie
I only rolled it for my brother, and then he left me dry
So I've re-rolled another and I'm gonna try
Singing, this Human is the one that won't die
This'll be the one that won't die.

(If you don't know the tune, it's gonna make me feel really old. Don McLean would be turning in his grave! *
* If he was dead - Which he isn't)